Although I thought I was clever, and disguised myself as a monster under a bed, I was caught by a fishing (on)line who promptly captured me with a combination of poetry and hairspray (him, being Brittish and knowing that I am American and simply cannot resist the stuff)... So our adventure begins.

Read Plato. He is my Split-Apart, or is that Spit-Apart. Really, we are soooo childish and should act your age!